A surprise spin on the traditional greeting card with a wicked sense of humour. Remember, some people (without a sense of humour ) may find our cards offensive.

Front:

Reasons Getting Older Ain’t So Bad.
Reason 1. With age comes wisdom. You are (hopefully) smarter than you used to be.
Reason 2. You can blame everything bad on the younger generations.
Reason 3. You have so many cool stories that you can repeat over + over + over again to your friends + family for the rest of your life.

Inside:

Reason 4. This is total bullshit. Getting older sucks.
(Your body aches, your knees make noises + you sag a little more + more with each passing year.)