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Card Funny- Happy Birthday


A surprise spin on the traditional greeting card with a wicked sense of humour. Remember, some people (without a sense of humour ) may find our cards offensive.

Front: Do You Need to Buy Them a Gift?
Are they a kid? You should probably buy a gift. (There are exceptions to this rule, like if the kid is a spoiled brat or a bit of a jerk.)

Are they an adult? Don’t bother with a gift. (Again, there are exceptions… If the adult is your child, you should probably get a gift. You gave them life, you give them gifts for life.)

Inside: Now you know why this card didn’t come with a gift.
(You’re either a spoiled asshole kid or a grown-up that can buy their own damn stuff.)

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