A surprise spin on the traditional greeting card with a wicked sense of humour. Remember, some people (without a sense of humour ) may find our cards offensive.
Reasons I Fucking Hate Birthday Cards.Reason 1. You have to stand at the store + read a whole bunch to find a good one. (Unless you’re only reading our cards. They’re all good.)Reason 2. You’re paying for a piece of paper that’s just gonna get tossed. (Ours become family heirlooms.)Reason 3. You look cheap if you don’t put money or a gift card inside. (When they open it cautiously expecting something to fall out + you’re watching knowing it’s empty… the worst.)
Reason 4. It likely means that I was invited to a celebration of some sort.(That means being around people.)
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