A surprise spin on the traditional greeting card with a wicked sense of humour. Remember, some people (without a sense of humour ) may find our cards offensive.

Front:

How To Have a Happy Birthday.
Step 1. Get yourself a big ass birthday cake.
Step 2. When no one is around, eat as much of the damn cake as you want.

Inside:

Step 3. That’s it… The cake will make you happy.
(You make also experience feelings of guilt + disgust.)